Quotes
raquel7282: i'm folding clothes you know, doing my womenly duties
Bridgierun2: give me expensive shit and i will show you some lovin
vasb2: ive lost all contact with the outside world except the clerk at blockbuster
adraken: Your conviction that there is meaning and purpose to life is shattered.
raquel7282: ramit your wasting away to nothing
tpfeliz727: i know man...regrets
kill
RamitSethi: and shovels too
tpfeliz727: and knives
RamitSethi: k i get the point
tpfeliz727: no I don't think you do
RamitSethi: oh god this is getting scary
tpfeliz727: I am sharpening my knife right now
DianAgraz: are you still downloading gay shit
Bridgierun2: things i don;t understand = heh, ;\, and why you and rachle just don;t have sex
RamitSethi: i like your ball
scratching motion today
RamitSethi: im going to write a paper on that
adraken: "on the contextual effects of genital hygeine exaggeration gestures"
PopeDoug3: I want my next girl anorexic
tpfeliz727: trustworthy, loyal,
helpful, friendly, courteous, kind, obedient, cheerful, thirty, brave clean,
reverent
tpfeliz727: these are the scout laws
Mike: Man, MTV spring break is so old, it's the same shit every year, jerry springer, the beach, and the same people... they need to give them all guns.
Bridgierun2: hey we could just have a phat orgy
Bridgierun2: cuz i know i will never amount to anything being a woman and all
PopeDoug3: heh dave just asked ben if his gettogether at the jewish fraternity tonight was jew-buliant
JHarvs: you are my pimp daddy
raquel7282: yeah youre right ramit i scream when i have sex
PopeDoug3: hey if a real analyst
reiterates coverage of a company at "outperform" what does that mean
RamitSethi: ?
PopeDoug3: do you have any cheese
vasb2: my feeling is nothing good ever came from England
RamitSethi: god you are so
lucky
vasb2: DONT EVER SAY THAT
vasb2: the key is to import a slave from a third world nation
RamitSethi: its kind of complicated
and unfunny
raquel7282: it usually is when i talk to you
Bridgierun2: you know everyithing
raquel7282: please your a man you know how to do everything
vasb2: this morning i went
to the post office next to blockbuster
vasb2: and as i was walking towards the drug store there and this guy is reading
a paper
vasb2: and today the sac bee changed their format and this guy takes the paper
yells "i cant read this fucking thing" throws it away and storms off
raquel7282: i'm painting my
nails
RamitSethi: what color, baby
3 SECONDS later...
Bridgierun2: so i understand that rachel is your baby
vasb2: ching chong
sixela232: yeah i don't think
of myself as a woman
sixela232: i mean i guess i am
RamitSethi: ill be the judge of that
vasb2: i had to sign for a
fed ex
RamitSethi: oh, rich man getting deliveries?
vasb2: our only deliveries come from meals on wheels
RamitSethi: i watched all
27:43 of the hans zimmer interview on the gladiator soundtrack
RamitSethi: it filled me with joy
PopeDoug3: ramit, say something racist
tpfeliz727: help me i'm a reject of society
RamitSethi: GET THIS
RamitSethi: ABC: THE TEN COMMANDMENTS
RamitSethi: CBS: JESUS
RamitSethi: WHAT THE FUCK!?
PopeDoug3: lousy religious people
PopeDoug3: fucking up my tv schedule
adraken: i'm getting my ass
raped in hearts
RamitSethi: HAHAHHAHAAHHAHAHAHA
adraken: that's code for "i'm getting my ass raped in hearts"
RamitSethi: my laugh is code for why would you msg me with t hat
RamitSethi: you look like
a CS major right now
adraken: i will kill you
RamitSethi: HAHAHAHA
RamitSethi: let that food hang out of your mouth while you type
adraken: i will smash your thin, brittle skull in with a rusted hammer
RamitSethi: would you kiss:
www.britneyspears.com/welcome.html
sixela232: maybe if as we embraced...
[15 seconds go by]
sixela232: i stuck a knife in her back and twisted it hard into her spinal column
raquel7282: you are so sheltered
Davisl967: thats so general, its for my research on how much money i can save by having you guys by me this compared to me buying it
raquel7282: i'm naughty
RamitSethi: my mom always
wanted me to be the kid...
RamitSethi: who took things apart to see how they worked, then put them back
together
RamitSethi: i never cared
raquel7282: so youre a big dissapointment to your family
sixela232: oh god i want to make love to these wheat thins right now
adraken: I WILL WAIT FOR ETERNITY TO SEE YOU BURN IN THE FIREY PITS OF (christian) HELL
RamitSethi: http://www.impressingroom.com/index.php?i=10895&s=1
= seductive
sixela232: i don't like girls that look like that though
RamitSethi: how come
sixela232: i dunno, blonde?
RamitSethi: she's not even blonde
sixela232: well she wants to be
Bridgierun2: oh i woman here me roar
RamitSethi: why does your
matza bread taste like shit
DanBen: I DON'T KNOW, BUT I BLAME THE STUPID JEWS, COULDNT THEY HAVE JUST STAYED
5 MORE DAYS!?
ZiggidyZach: IHUM section, didn't go to lecture, didn't do the reading, this'll be a fun one
raquel7282: uh it would be jesus on the cross not the easter bunny
RamitSethi: i need a woman,
preferably an ethnic import, to do my laundry
JSpeckle: id say my roommate, but she hasnt done her laundry all semester
raquel7282: we should starve ourselves to try and keep our girlish figures
adraken: i hate myself
adraken: what do you have to say about that?
RamitSethi: you need to work to develop your hated, because its never fully
true hate until you consummate it in a final, violent blow
adraken: ypou have not seen my fully developed hate
adraken: it is subtle and devious, sheathed in a friendly, mediocre exterior
JSpeckle: oh yeah - thatd get me in the sack, shit its so sexy when a guy doesnt know how to wash his own clothes
raquel7282: your getting too big for your maroon britches
PrincessSimz: u do seem like
the homosexual type.
Later that day...
PopeDoug3: so why wouldn't you blow me a kiss?
PrincessSimz: i do college-level work everyday at my prestigious college preparatory high school, thanks.
PopeDoug3: and I'm guessing
I'm not stupid
RamitSethi: www.apa.org/journals/psp/psp7761121.html
adraken: that is such a sad
proposition.
adraken: from my position, i see sam with his shirt off, ripped and muscle-ridden
adraken: and you, thin and hunched over your keyboard
adraken: "i will end your fucking life"
sixela232: jessica simpson is on tv and she looks like an ugly red lobster with a fakeass rupaul wig on
vasb2: not as a joke, logically
speaking, people should need licenses to breed
RamitSethi: REALLY
vasb2: i was in orangvale yesterday and i believe i saw a rat/human
vasb2: his parents should hav NEVER beeen able to have a child
vasb2: i would have stuck with spanish, but i feel anyone who speaks spanish and not english is not worth talking to
RamitSethi: are you good at
bridge still
vasb2: id probably be better, if i practiced more, but usually im too busy with
my hectic schedule of sleeping 10 hours a day and crying
vasb2: god im going to flunk out of college
vasb2: ill live out the next 40 odd years in a semi comotose state then die
RamitSethi: i had to drive
about 85 mph to make the deadline, i almost hit this kid, HAHHAHAA
RamitSethi: i hope that little kid avoids roads now
vasb2: darwin
vasb2: at work
RamitSethi: k so start ahem
boning up on how to properly raise children
Bridgierun2: i am going over to rachel's tonite to use her for her tv tonite
Bridgierun2: i thinki will leave the boning to you
DrummerJns: a real man abuses women and their pain relievers
Ziggidyzach: i hate work
RamitSethi: it is so gay
Ziggidyzach: i would use a more politically correct term, but that is the general
idea, yes
RamitSethi: im saying THERES
NO NEED FOR MALE-DOMINATED THREESOMES
sixela232: hahahahhahahahahah
sixela232: oh, but i thought you were the dominating type, ramit
RamitSethi: stop this nonsense
sixela232: i'm wide like a tent
Ziggidyzach: doug needs to develop a tumor in his right hand
DrummerJns: tax shelters for foreigners, how evil is that!
raquel7282: she's doing her
dissertation
raquel7282: and she's doing it on white trash
Pity me:
XxSiMrAn2003xX: you're so shallow.
PopeDoug3: FUCK YOU
RamitSethi: so you want me
to commit suicide
raquel7282: sure why not
XxSiMrAn2003xX: are u thick?
raquel7282: youre worthless
PopeDoug3: you're not funny
PopeDoug3: or nice
Davisl967: ahh, well than you are an idiot!!!!!1
raquel7282: you sound so gay
LflowerD23: i dont like your icon
PopeDoug3: poor ramit