Quotes
RamitSethi: if you play the
song lightning crashes..
RamitSethi: and drums arent used for the first like 4 minutes of the song..
RamitSethi: what do you do while youre waiting?
PopeDoug3: look cool
Bridgierun2: actually i used to make my brother's gi joes fuck back in the day
PopeDoug3: eazy e kills mexicans,
whites, brothers, and others
PopeDoug3: he is not a racist
PopeDoug3: he kills all people
raquel7282: we're cyber lovers
sixela232: anyways can we please get off the topic of my brother's genitals?
RamitSethi: i did not pretend
to have gay sex with two GI Joes as a child, sorry
Bridgierun2: riiiight
sixela232: i would like to slide down your chute sometime
raquel7282: actually it was
ok because we played a drinking game and lost horribly
RamitSethi: so you used alcohol to relieve boredom
raquel7282: exactly
Bridgierun2: only if you say bridget i will father your children and make lots of money
Ziggidyzach away message: hour and ahalf of walking for fifty minutes of golf, was i dropped as a small child?
sixela232: the opening scene had me as a faithful housewife
raquel7282: she would be mad but thats why i don't tell her
PrincessSIMZ: yeah i'm such a whore
Bridgierun2: i heard you like
your women like your coffe
Bridgierun2: strong and black
vasb2: also i found out why
you didnt go to harvard
RamitSethi: heh whys that
vasb2: NOBODY THERE HAS A SENSE OF HUMOR
vasb2: there was an indian comic who i shed a tear for, it was the first time
i have ever cried
Bridgierun2: ya for some reason
he as a thing for black chicks
Bridgierun2: as well as hispanics
Bridgierun2: i think it is because my family used to live in orange vale before
i was born
sixela232: stop and go traffic sucks in a stick
Auto response from SarahImmoos: hey, I'm gettin coffee with some bitch, be back later
vasb2: ive never washed a load of clothes in my life
sixela232: she has cute little man boobs i guess
Ziggidyzach: chips and salsa!!
Ziggidyzach: you got chips, i got salsa
Ziggidyzach: together we can make beautiful music
Ziggidyzach: you are a sad man
sixela232: when someone snores it makes me want to hold a pillow over there head until they suffocate and shut up
Email I received: >Dear Ramit, I apologize, but who are you?
PopeDoug3: we really need
to find some rohypnol
RamitSethi: I AGREE
PopeDoug3: we need a dealer
RamitSethi: HAHAHHAHAHA
raquel7282: Martha Stewart is a domestic goddess
raquel7282: all women cook
XxSiMrAn2003xX: ur the one who'll be arrested not me
Bridgierun2: do i look like the kind of person who would fuck an animal
sixela232: my first self portrait
i did in chalk on black paper
sixela232: but i think it looks more like a mexican farm worker than me
raquel7282: i like looking at all those fat diamonds
RamitSethi: let me see what
develops
PopeDoug3: heh whatever
PopeDoug3: it sounds like we're trying to like gangbang her or something
sixela232: you need to learn
italian
RamitSethi: why
sixela232: so then we could speak it and no one else would know what we were
saying
sixela232: and we could help each other study it
RamitSethi: HAHAHAHAHHAH
Bridgierun2: my dad is my bitch
raquel7282: but i just had
to write a paper on how society views womans natural role in society as mothers
and wives
raquel7282: and how woman are stupid and so they become pregnant
RamitSethi: dont hate, love
etirebiter: I WILL DO AS I PLEASE
etirebiter: DON'T WORRY, YOU WILL GET MANSEX JUST THE SAME, BUT THIS TIME OUT
OF RAGE
etirebiter: yes, they should swallow the seed of their superiors
sixela232: is your you and doug gangbang quote about me?
RamitSethi: curves are the
best thing life has to offer
etirebiter: no, i believe the barrel of a loaded gun pointed toward one's self
is the best thing life has to offer
RamitSethi: doug seems to
be able to read my IMs to you
RamitSethi: all the traffic from computers across the hall are oddly going to
the one next to the destination box
adraken: no, i think it was when i hacked the gibson, i fubared the wires and
shit
adraken: with IP ARP routing tables
RamitSethi: how long till the changes propogate?
adraken: lord only knows, the TTL's today are FUBAR'd
RamitSethi: NSI and Stanford routing need to collaborate to rapidify our propagation
adraken: agreed. the concatenation time during depth-first routing propagation
is horrendous
RamitSethi: I find the ARPA/DARPA origin of the Internet structure to be largely
at fault here, as they designed their fault-tolerant, packet-switching system
to pick up slack, and they should know that in a system where I exist, I should
be immune from such flaws
adraken: it's not immunie from hacking the gibson
vasb2: good, im glad my misery makes people feel better about their own lives
PopeDoug3: I just want to grab them and shake them and yell "WHY ARE YOU SO FAT? WHY ARE YOU SO FAT?"
raquel7282: it says its my
amazon wishlist
raquel7282: nevermind it says i should start one and i should start it with
the feminine warrior
PopeDoug3: I am a piece of shit failure
raquel7282: well men are only good at making money so their wives can spend it so there
RamitSethi: FUCK YOU AND YOUR
BITCHASS LAKERS
MDSmiles: burdaaaaaaaaaaaaa
Ziggidyzach: I will pay you to severley burn doug's right hand
NotEven44: its better than dougs weird punk music
RamitSethi: just your car
raquel7282: well i'm a good driver the people who hit it aren't
raquel7282: but it makes me fall asleep so i probably shouldn't do it
princesssimz: I'M A WHORE.
RamitSethi: i think its cool
when people compliment you on unusual music choices
raquel7282: i wouldn't know because i don't listen to unusual music
princesssimz: WHY DOES EVERYONE THINK I HAVE FUCKING HERPES...
PopeDoug3: I'm being molested
with my own ping pong paddles
PopeDoug3: HELP ME
raquel7282: oh god its 12
SarahImmoos: ok, I thought that you were a clean boy but when I read what you put on PopeDoug3, not only did I puke at the thought of you playing with your genitals but I also had to play with mine as a result, thank you Ramit
raquel7282: my mom just got
the golden to replace me and my sister
RamitSethi: do you hate the dog
RamitSethi: since she took your place
raquel7282: its a he and yes
raquel7282: i call it "dog" i don't use its name
raquel7282: he likes it
RamitSethi: HAHHHAHAHAHAHA
RamitSethi: HE HATES YOU
etirebiter: crack dealer's
gotta stay close to the streets yo
etirebiter: and they also have to include apostrophes when they aren't necessar'y
raquel7282: erin and i have
never fought
raquel7282: or been mad at each other
RamitSethi: you are going to be lesbian lovers
raquel7282: fuck you
RamitSethi: she is sleeping, rachel!!
raquel7282: no she's not
RamitSethi: vulnerable!!
raquel7282: she got up because she has sore throat
RamitSethi: hmm, i cant use that as a lesbian joke
raquel7282: good
RamitSethi: unfortunately i boxed myself out of a great hetero joke
RamitSethi: curses!
adraken: you want to asphyxiate a mass amount of people in a fun-filled environment
PopeDoug3: getting married
implies I will have found a girl who will talk to me
RamitSethi: agreed
PopeDoug3: I think millions would be necessary to achieve that goal
EmperorAoE: deargod, ramit.
Our computer crashed right after restarting it today
EmperorAoE: its not even funny
YaleSupraman: i gues it'll be just me and the ugly whore that thinks i'm gay
RamitSethi: and then i said,
"i like a woman who eats....
RamitSethi: "and then throws it up later"
Bridgierun2: so basically you like me
sixela232: i'd go get surgically enhanced
raquel7282: i don't want any asians on my buddy list
PopeDoug3: it's an email my
brother sent me
PopeDoug3: the subject is "Who do you think won this case?" and the
body is:
PopeDoug3: Easter Seal Society for Crippled Children and Adults of Louisiana,
Inc.
v.
Playboy Enterprises. (815 F.2d 323 (1987))
RamitSethi: the guy who wrote
it is on oprah a lot, heh
sixela232: you middleaged woman
adraken: you will be slathered in gasoline and burnt
Beaniesl: HI
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Auto response from RamitSethi: I AM AWAY, CHRIST
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Beaniesl: why are you tell Christ where you are
Beaniesl: he already knows
Beaniesl: ;-)
Beaniesl: :-)