Ramit Sethi

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RamitSethi: if you play the song lightning crashes..
RamitSethi: and drums arent used for the first like 4 minutes of the song..
RamitSethi: what do you do while youre waiting?
PopeDoug3: look cool

Bridgierun2: actually i used to make my brother's gi joes fuck back in the day

PopeDoug3: eazy e kills mexicans, whites, brothers, and others
PopeDoug3: he is not a racist
PopeDoug3: he kills all people

raquel7282: we're cyber lovers

sixela232: anyways can we please get off the topic of my brother's genitals?

RamitSethi: i did not pretend to have gay sex with two GI Joes as a child, sorry
Bridgierun2: riiiight

sixela232: i would like to slide down your chute sometime

raquel7282: actually it was ok because we played a drinking game and lost horribly
RamitSethi: so you used alcohol to relieve boredom
raquel7282: exactly

Bridgierun2: only if you say bridget i will father your children and make lots of money

Ziggidyzach away message: hour and ahalf of walking for fifty minutes of golf, was i dropped as a small child?

sixela232: the opening scene had me as a faithful housewife

raquel7282: she would be mad but thats why i don't tell her

PrincessSIMZ: yeah i'm such a whore

Bridgierun2: i heard you like your women like your coffe
Bridgierun2: strong and black

vasb2: also i found out why you didnt go to harvard
RamitSethi: heh whys that
vasb2: NOBODY THERE HAS A SENSE OF HUMOR
vasb2: there was an indian comic who i shed a tear for, it was the first time i have ever cried

Bridgierun2: ya for some reason he as a thing for black chicks
Bridgierun2: as well as hispanics
Bridgierun2: i think it is because my family used to live in orange vale before i was born

sixela232: stop and go traffic sucks in a stick

Auto response from SarahImmoos: hey, I'm gettin coffee with some bitch, be back later

vasb2: ive never washed a load of clothes in my life

sixela232: she has cute little man boobs i guess

Ziggidyzach: chips and salsa!!
Ziggidyzach: you got chips, i got salsa
Ziggidyzach: together we can make beautiful music
Ziggidyzach: you are a sad man

sixela232: when someone snores it makes me want to hold a pillow over there head until they suffocate and shut up

Email I received: >Dear Ramit, I apologize, but who are you?

PopeDoug3: we really need to find some rohypnol
RamitSethi: I AGREE
PopeDoug3: we need a dealer
RamitSethi: HAHAHHAHAHA

raquel7282: Martha Stewart is a domestic goddess

raquel7282: all women cook

XxSiMrAn2003xX: ur the one who'll be arrested not me

Bridgierun2: do i look like the kind of person who would fuck an animal

sixela232: my first self portrait i did in chalk on black paper
sixela232: but i think it looks more like a mexican farm worker than me

raquel7282: i like looking at all those fat diamonds

RamitSethi: let me see what develops
PopeDoug3: heh whatever
PopeDoug3: it sounds like we're trying to like gangbang her or something

sixela232: you need to learn italian
RamitSethi: why
sixela232: so then we could speak it and no one else would know what we were saying
sixela232: and we could help each other study it
RamitSethi: HAHAHAHAHHAH

Bridgierun2: my dad is my bitch

raquel7282: but i just had to write a paper on how society views womans natural role in society as mothers and wives
raquel7282: and how woman are stupid and so they become pregnant

RamitSethi: dont hate, love
etirebiter: I WILL DO AS I PLEASE
etirebiter: DON'T WORRY, YOU WILL GET MANSEX JUST THE SAME, BUT THIS TIME OUT OF RAGE

etirebiter: yes, they should swallow the seed of their superiors

sixela232: is your you and doug gangbang quote about me?

RamitSethi: curves are the best thing life has to offer
etirebiter: no, i believe the barrel of a loaded gun pointed toward one's self is the best thing life has to offer

RamitSethi: doug seems to be able to read my IMs to you
RamitSethi: all the traffic from computers across the hall are oddly going to the one next to the destination box
adraken: no, i think it was when i hacked the gibson, i fubared the wires and shit
adraken: with IP ARP routing tables
RamitSethi: how long till the changes propogate?
adraken: lord only knows, the TTL's today are FUBAR'd
RamitSethi: NSI and Stanford routing need to collaborate to rapidify our propagation
adraken: agreed. the concatenation time during depth-first routing propagation is horrendous
RamitSethi: I find the ARPA/DARPA origin of the Internet structure to be largely at fault here, as they designed their fault-tolerant, packet-switching system to pick up slack, and they should know that in a system where I exist, I should be immune from such flaws
adraken: it's not immunie from hacking the gibson

vasb2: good, im glad my misery makes people feel better about their own lives

PopeDoug3: I just want to grab them and shake them and yell "WHY ARE YOU SO FAT? WHY ARE YOU SO FAT?"

raquel7282: it says its my amazon wishlist
raquel7282: nevermind it says i should start one and i should start it with the feminine warrior

PopeDoug3: I am a piece of shit failure

raquel7282: well men are only good at making money so their wives can spend it so there

RamitSethi: FUCK YOU AND YOUR BITCHASS LAKERS
MDSmiles: burdaaaaaaaaaaaaa

Ziggidyzach: I will pay you to severley burn doug's right hand

NotEven44: its better than dougs weird punk music

RamitSethi: just your car
raquel7282: well i'm a good driver the people who hit it aren't
raquel7282: but it makes me fall asleep so i probably shouldn't do it

princesssimz: I'M A WHORE.

RamitSethi: i think its cool when people compliment you on unusual music choices
raquel7282: i wouldn't know because i don't listen to unusual music

princesssimz: WHY DOES EVERYONE THINK I HAVE FUCKING HERPES...

PopeDoug3: I'm being molested with my own ping pong paddles
PopeDoug3: HELP ME

raquel7282: oh god its 12

SarahImmoos: ok, I thought that you were a clean boy but when I read what you put on PopeDoug3, not only did I puke at the thought of you playing with your genitals but I also had to play with mine as a result, thank you Ramit

raquel7282: my mom just got the golden to replace me and my sister
RamitSethi: do you hate the dog
RamitSethi: since she took your place
raquel7282: its a he and yes
raquel7282: i call it "dog" i don't use its name
raquel7282: he likes it
RamitSethi: HAHHHAHAHAHAHA
RamitSethi: HE HATES YOU

etirebiter: crack dealer's gotta stay close to the streets yo
etirebiter: and they also have to include apostrophes when they aren't necessar'y

raquel7282: erin and i have never fought
raquel7282: or been mad at each other
RamitSethi: you are going to be lesbian lovers
raquel7282: fuck you
RamitSethi: she is sleeping, rachel!!
raquel7282: no she's not
RamitSethi: vulnerable!!
raquel7282: she got up because she has sore throat
RamitSethi: hmm, i cant use that as a lesbian joke
raquel7282: good
RamitSethi: unfortunately i boxed myself out of a great hetero joke
RamitSethi: curses!

adraken: you want to asphyxiate a mass amount of people in a fun-filled environment

PopeDoug3: getting married implies I will have found a girl who will talk to me
RamitSethi: agreed
PopeDoug3: I think millions would be necessary to achieve that goal

EmperorAoE: deargod, ramit. Our computer crashed right after restarting it today
EmperorAoE: its not even funny

YaleSupraman: i gues it'll be just me and the ugly whore that thinks i'm gay

RamitSethi: and then i said, "i like a woman who eats....
RamitSethi: "and then throws it up later"
Bridgierun2: so basically you like me

sixela232: i'd go get surgically enhanced


raquel7282: i don't want any asians on my buddy list

PopeDoug3: it's an email my brother sent me
PopeDoug3: the subject is "Who do you think won this case?" and the body is:
PopeDoug3: Easter Seal Society for Crippled Children and Adults of Louisiana, Inc.
v.
Playboy Enterprises. (815 F.2d 323 (1987))

RamitSethi: the guy who wrote it is on oprah a lot, heh
sixela232: you middleaged woman

adraken: you will be slathered in gasoline and burnt

Beaniesl: HI
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Auto response from RamitSethi: I AM AWAY, CHRIST
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Beaniesl: why are you tell Christ where you are
Beaniesl: he already knows
Beaniesl: ;-)
Beaniesl: :-)

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