Quotes
RamitSethi: i dont like big
men
EMGreen347: that's not what rachel told me
sixela232: ohhh god baby raspberries make me sooo horny
PopeDoug3: is it okay to lie if I do it smoothly with big words and nice sentence structure?
EMGreen347: yeah if this whole college thing doesn't work out i could try my luck at secretary school
RamitSethi: and it irked me
vasb2: please stanford man im sure you could figure it out
RspbrryIce: okay, so for the amount of quotes you have on your site, I have decided you must be on IM like forever
raquel7282: don't listen to girls
RspbrryIce: you should just
blatantly ask
RspbrryIce: "did you have friends in high school?"
RspbrryIce: cause if they say yes
RspbrryIce: then tell htem they don't belong at MIT
adraken: what's the name of ben's trick last night?
AdrianAlmazan22: don't tell me my mail is as slow as orangevale's
princesssimz: my arm just fell off
RamitSethi: ok the thing is
i have no ride whatsoever
AdrianAlmazan22: i'm sure everything will work out in the end
AdrianAlmazan22: HAHAHA
RamitSethi: do you think you
might be a professional poker player?
vasb2: no
vasb2: i lack the brain power to do anything well for an extended period of
time (more than five minutes)
vasb2: good god
vasb2: i hate canadians
RamitSethi: "sixela232:
PLEASE FUCK ME HARDER, HARDER, OH GOD YES"
sixela232: i did NOT say that ever
sixela232: did i?
RamitSethi: so you two will
communicate in chinese
Lilys2000: uhh....
Lilys2000: of course!
RamitSethi: and eat with chopsticks!
RamitSethi: because, after all, you two are asian
Lilys2000: those were our plans initially
Lilys2000: which is why we wanted to be roommates. so we could put on brocade
shirts while eating sweet and sour pork (with chopsticks, of course) and put
our hair in little buns on each side of the head.
vasb2: i look much better than i am because most people are so horrible
Bridgierun2: well if i were having cyber sex wit hyou too then i guess i would send you cookies
Bridgierun2: geeze what kind
of names do you guys say to describe me
Bridgierun2: the only one i can think of is the gorgeous smartest woman alive
RamitSethi: scimitar, those
are cool weapons
davisflow: yeah, they really are
davisflow: and they are really shiny
davisflow: i like shiney things
vik151: yo listen to this,
dean was making fun of amistad and i criticized him and he said "hey, im
1/64th black"
vik151: so i was like, "oh, a little bit of slave rape, eh?" and i
kept egging him on about slave rape as he grew increasingly uncomfortable until
finally he retorted with "hey, maybe they wanted it"
davisflow: i think he must sit in his room and spy on other people with a telescope,(he probably has a sinister grin on his face all the while)
Ziggidyzach: how much do you know about ironing?
raquel7282: is that quote from bridget about cyber sex and cookies about me?
RamitSethi: i dont even know
who she is really, i just took her out for one night
vasb2: and then you gave her money, its called a prostitute
davisflow: a disturbing thought
occurred to me the other day
davisflow: your working on a massive system
davisflow: where your gonna save everyones im's with you
davisflow: and use them at a later time
vasb2: i am going to harvard so that i can continue the charade of making people thing that i am not complete moron
davisflow: well, no more conversations
with ramit unless its in person and im satisfied that the room isnt bugged and
your not carrying a recording device of some sort
RamitSethi: i am too tricky for your conniving reconnaisance methods
davisflow: dammit, your right!!!
vasb2: speaking of arson, you should see our yard
Bridgierun2: thanks ramit rachel just got mad at me for the cookie commment
RamitSethi: im so down
vik151: youre pretty down man
vik151: youre what the homies call "a down-ass nigga"
vik151: like, youd rob a korean-owned liqour store on a whim
vik151: youre just that down
littleles782: damn right i didn't come here to get an education i came to meet a smart rich guy
sixela232: are you getting
a lap dance or something?
RamitSethi: hah, close, im looking at my desk and this email i put up that i
scribbled "OH GOD" on
RamitSethi: so if by lap dance you mean reading, then yes
RamitSethi: if i were you
and ever got bored, i would play tic-tac-tow with myself on my body
la dancechick: nice life
[backwards compliment showcase]:
LflowerD23: yeah you were more fun then i thought you'd be
sixela232: lily says you are cuter since jr high
Laura Garr: but i dont care about women
RamitSethi: yeah you do
RamitSethi: deep down
Laura Garr: haha. you wish your reasoning was true
RamitSethi: HAHAHA
RamitSethi: well, yes actually i do
RamitSethi: i want to see
pay it forward
vasb2: good bye
vasb2: i can no longer talk to you
Bl4ckf00t: well, she was like a kitten in a yarn ball factory, toying with the boys like there was no tommorrow
raquel7282: i'm a "sensual seductress"
Ziggidyzach: what time does
food become available to us wandering souls?
Ziggidyzach: i wish a pox on those who prevent me from eating as i wish!!
Bl4ckf00t: so we could start
near tahoe
Bl4ckf00t: and walk to LA
RamitSethi: remember who you are talking to
RamitSethi: i am not Ramit Donner
Bl4ckf00t: don't worry, i don't think there's much to eat off u
Bl4ckf00t: "why are u hitting me with a meat tenderizer"
vasb2: i hate people
RamitSethi: i hate you
vasb2: i hate life
RamitSethi: i hate your dog
vasb2: i hate my sister
RamitSethi: i hate women
RamitSethi: i think i won when i said "i hate you"
vasb2: i realized the other day, i have absolutely nothing to say to anyone
RamitSethi: dont go to college
RamitSethi: it drains any remaining dose of life you have in you
vasb2: there is not much to begin with
RamitSethi: then you will be dead within the first month
vasb2: thats nice to know
RamitSethi: now i will go work on an oral presentation to be made in 30 minutes,
i hope i die in the shower
vasb2: i can probably save on tuition
SarahImmoos: I slept my way to the top of Ramit's quote list
vasb2: it brought about a new anger i had never felt before
vasb2: i am this close to killing my family and becoming a unabomber
MNijjar: ramit....your away message is very "interesting"
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Auto response from RamitSethi: i am going to kill you
adraken: i have to either work on my paper or kill myself
sixela232: i want to set fire to my scanner
Bridgierun2: is it noticeable if i put two spaces between every word instead of one
princesssimz: lol...u want to be the father? lol....cuz i want a cute baby.
RamitSethi: im going to sleep
adraken: death == the eternal sleep
sixela232: through 'troubleshooting'
it said something about a lock
RamitSethi: there might be a little switch, look around
RamitSethi: i dont necessarily think it would be a master lock or something
sixela232: thanks smartass
vik151: sam just asked his little brother if he thinks he might be gay
Bridgierun2: of course i rebboted
Bridgierun2: every computer expert knows that if all else fails you reboot
vasb2: i now know how it feels to be raped
vik151: wait, i just made
a connection - are you going to the presentation while youre in europe?
RamitSethi: no my professor is
RamitSethi: i would have been like
RamitSethi: "and here, ladies and gentlemen, we see two subjects engaging
in parallel coordinated action."
RamitSethi: "that one on the right is my nigga, muthafuckaaaaaaaaaa"
RamitSethi: perhaps ill ask my prof to mention that little tidbit in the presentation
vik151: and then youd throw up "the dub" to let them know that --
although the presentation may be being given in france -- the west coast was
in the house, no doubt
RamitSethi: indubitably
RamitSethi: it would be nice if we strolled up to the stage to the beat of the
boyz n the hood theme
RamitSethi: i, with a ghetto blaster in my right hand, and a laser pointer in
the left
RamitSethi: a perfect blend of academia with hoodness
vik151: and i, forty to my mouth, middle finger to the crowd
BeanieSL: the reason I like it is because I wish more people from Mexico would immigrate here, the only thing offensive maybe is the stereotypical "arriba" expression but that can be overlooked and all cultures have their expressions
RamitSethi: by the way i borrowed
the sting once, and watched 5 minutes of it
RamitSethi: it looked too old so i turned it off
vasb2: you stupid bastard
RamitSethi: i own you
RamitSethi: if you reply burdaaaa you are just sad
MDSmiles: you must be really bored if you are initiating contact with me
RamitSethi: i really am
MDSmiles: burdaaaaaaaaa
vasb2: you just destroyed my hopes and dreams
adraken: human tragedy -- 1000 LAUGHS
vasb2: i understood math for
the first time in a decade
vasb2: and, you better sit down, i got a's on the tests
vasb2: i had 85 fake hotmail
accounts
vasb2: then they all expired
vasb2: i was pissed
vasb2: he has serioud anger
management issues
RamitSethi: yeah
RamitSethi: btw i have the pearl harbor soundtrack if you want, its better than
i thought at first
RamitSethi: i have the worst attention span ever
RamitSethi: we were talking about horrible psychological disorders and i turn
it over to hans zimmer