Ramit Sethi

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Bridgierun2: she just invited me for some chink food so i guess it is okay

ManeeshSethi: but it is a nice ballpoint
ManeeshSethi: the pen looks like a bomb

Bridgierun2: i am soo poor
Bridgierun2: i wear rachel's hand me downs now
Bridgierun2: i went to withdraw money yesterday
Bridgierun2: and it was the saddest day of my life
Bridgierun2: my bank statement said -$25

adraken: he's oscillating between "the phone voice" and his regular voice

vasb2: speilberg makes me mad
RamitSethi: because he's a jew?
vasb2: NO

raquel7282: this is bridget and i am listening to japanese music
raquel7282: please kill me

tweederSU: you are but a small bump along the path to my domination of the entire subcontinent

raquel7282: cuz i thought that movie made me hate the japs ,b ut this music makes me hate them even more

Ziggidyzach: the noxious fumes emanating from the dinning hall suggest that it is nearly time to subject ourselves to the horror that is branner dinning

Auto response from littleles782: if you have the spare time to read peoples away messages then you have time to kiss my ass

Bridgierun2: i was packin up all my picture frames today and i was like hey what happened to all the dear pictures i had of my family. the pictures that i will treasure forever
Bridgierun2: and then i remembered that some sick bastard stole them along with the memories that came with them
Bridgierun2: and that sick bastard is YOU

RamitSethi: what the hell do you do off the computer?
adraken: masturbate furiously

vik151: ok i think imma eat some food. we will do the talking later
RamitSethi: that and meaningless sex
vik151: looks like i chose the right time to end the conversation
vik151: peace out tramp
vik151 signed off at 8:03:59 PM.

adraken: something about finding out a girl who is pretending to be 18-19 is really 13-14
adraken: is not that attractive

RamitSethi: its weird how we like a lot of the same stuff
RamitSethi: like weird shit too
RamitSethi: like our music
RamitSethi: and prostitutes
LAdancechick: yeah, the thing is
LAdancechick: you like them, and i am one

RamitSethi: maybe you should come over and slave over the hot stove
Bridgierun2: i would but i don;t know how to make curry

PopeDoug3: I think my senior year girlfriend made me watch some felicity with her
PopeDoug3: she finally changed it when I mimicked shooting myself with a gun in my mouth

sixela232: i made waffles this morning and i just baked a loaf of banana bread
sixela232: now i am going to jump start my car
sixela232: what a man and woman i am

Bridgierun2: i suck

PopeDoug3: my fucking forearm hurts man
RamitSethi: rubbed one too many out?
PopeDoug3: nah buddy it's from all that ass I slap

Z1vt: i got there a day early after winter break and experienced the joy of arriving to a locked building, once is enough for me
Z1vt: i was trying to find someone with a key to let me in
Z1vt: i even whent to the campus police department
Z1vt: it was empty and locked too

braina4: i'm going to sd this weekend
braina4: with my g-ma

RamitSethi: did you see that email about our room
RamitSethi: HAHAHAHHAHA
LaserPoint: we fucked up good Ramit
LaserPoint: good thing the bitches were in their right place picking up after us

PopeDoug3: I gotta say orangevale didn't look ghetto at all

sixela232: i guess my boobs don't interest you

JHarvs: i listen to a man's orders

PopeDoug3: but it relates to how we're smarter and know better than other people

sixela232: my stepmom got an old email my cousin had sent me the other day!
PopeDoug3: good story
RamitSethi: HAHAHAHAHA

PopeDoug3: yeah but this will make you want to have mansex with me

RamitSethi: more like we simply rely on the subservience of women to obey our every whim?
JaTTiMoB: um NO
JaTTiMoB: women are designed to preform domestic deeds for ANYONE

PopeDoug3: yeah I asked him today what he does exactly for his job
PopeDoug3: and he wrote for like 3 straight minutes
PopeDoug3: I had no idea what he was talking about

RamitSethi: hows life in the south
PopeDoug3: boring and worthless for the most part

sixela232: i am still bitter about them hitting me in the head with their backpacks though

PopeDoug3: I think you should lift with me at school
RamitSethi: of course i will
PopeDoug3: I kinda want a spot, heh

Bl4ckf00t: i usually just turn off cookies and images
Bl4ckf00t: that's a good junkbuster
RamitSethi: you are such a ghetto browser

vasb2: if i hear the word harvard again i will shoot myself [going to Harvard]

tpfeliz727: supposedly I got really drunk and started throwing money out the window

vasb2: ill see if i can escape the clutches of my dictator parents
vasb2: its like a god damned nazi camp over here

vik151: break her in, ramit. it is your god-given duty

vasb2: i hope there is a special place in hell for her family

vasb2: my parents are not that subtle, they just say "what a disappointment you are, get out of my sight"

*Most vague use of "hookup" ever:

TheCoolPreet: dude i hooked up with this freshman chick
RamitSethi: HAH
RamitSethi: DOPE
RamitSethi: what happened?
TheCoolPreet: ummn she told me she liked me
TheCoolPreet: so me and her are goign out this fri
RamitSethi: HAHAHAHAAHA


RamitSethi: do you know where he had a job?
vasb2: yes
RamitSethi: where?
vasb2: the harvard inn
RamitSethi: thank you
vasb2: go to hell

vik151: i would be like "hell yeah nigga lets do this shit for sheezy blam blam blam fuck the police" and would proceed to buy up all the semi automatic assault weapons and body armor that i could get my hands on through my solid black market connections

PopeDoug3: I think he's still got one nut though

RamitSethi: i like mcdonalds
vasb2: thats sad
RamitSethi: they are good
RamitSethi: why dont you just respect them
vasb2: i dont know, perhaps it is their disgusting chicken sandwiches made from various compressed chicken parts, deep fried lard burgers that dont even taste like meat, fries with a gallon of salt, shakes made from gelatin/gum based products and not dairy
RamitSethi: jesus christ that was a comprehensive answer

PopeDoug3: then on the way back there was this hotass girl in the car next to us, and I looked at her and she looked back
PopeDoug3: then we both looked away but then I saw her looking out of the corner of my eye so I looked back
PopeDoug3: and she gave me the most freaked out look I have ever seen
RamitSethi: HAHAHHAHAHHAHAHHAHHAH
RamitSethi: hmm, its always weird in those situations, cuz no one really smiles
PopeDoug3: I was going to smile
PopeDoug3: until I noticed the look on her face
RamitSethi: if you had shot her in the leg her face would have told no more such tales

tpfeliz727: right now I am singing the lyrics to the song...."did you ever know that your my hero"

[Went from California to Yale]:
RamitSethi: are you wearing spectacles with a cigar in your mouth yet?
AdrianAlmazan22: ah your jocular disposition tickles me pink!

JaTTiMoB: i hella SOUND like an immigrant

RamitSethi: or they can pay them a pittance of a wage
tpfeliz727: pittance?...let's not use big words
RamitSethi: [arrogant accent] I DO GO TO STANFORD UNIVERSITY BWHAHHAHAHA
[15 seconds pass...]
tpfeliz727: okay what does the fucking word mean

AngelEyez743: i find it rather amusing how u have these random convos with ur friends everyday

PopeDoug3: you are a wonderfully attractive, intelligent man with a large penis who any girl would want to be with

vik151: these two guys walk in, "yo, vik, theres this hot chick on the patio looking for you"
vik151: im like "bling BLING nigga"

AdrianAlmazan22: it just doesn't work for you in any aspect of life does it

vik151: hopefully this was a sign of things to come this year at stanford. most likely, though, i am just setting myself for a deep, dark fall

RamitSethi: how many kids do you want to have
PopeDoug3: depends on how progressively fat my wife is getting after each kid

DrummerJns: is there a gay studies major?
RamitSethi: www.smith.edu/wst/queerstudies.html
DrummerJns: shit, you are so E-savvy
RamitSethi: part of my major, nigga
DrummerJns: gay studies?
RamitSethi: no, being e-savvy
RamitSethi: !!!!
DrummerJns: that is E- nough

RamitSethi: i cant believe people got through CS106a
PopeDoug3: you should get it over with while dave's here
RamitSethi: HAHAHHAHA
RamitSethi: are you planning for dave to be dead or something
PopeDoug3: half his quotations on your page are about death I think

PopeDoug3: I recommend enlarging row 2, column 4
PopeDoug3: array[2][4] as it were

braina4: but i got all 3 of your emails yesterday
braina4: i was all excited to get 3 but then they were all from you

PopeDoug3: I like how you started the story as if it were going to be about dumb kids, then it turned out to be about you

RamitSethi: nice, and you have your own house
RamitSethi: that should be domestic
braina4: what does that mean?
RamitSethi: it should be very homely
braina4: homely?
RamitSethi: yeah, like relating to a home
braina4: doesn't homely mean ugly?

PopeDoug3: funny how we're both gonna get mono at the same time practically but not from each other

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